Onward Stranger Fiction
"Because sometimes helping isn't helping..."
Monday, May 5, 2025
Because I'm salty about tent zippers.
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So I was camping this weekend, and I--what? What's so funny? I camp. Ok, I sleep in a tent during festivals. What do you know anyway? Fo...
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Spokesgoat
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These guys had to poop in bags until the company was shammed into allowing bathroom breaks. Nobody likes Jeff Bezos. Ok, fine, I sure some p...
Saturday, April 26, 2025
So money can buy happiness now?
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What even is going on here in this car commercial? Pictured: a car commercial. Not pictured: what even is going on here. Honda CEO: "De...
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
George Bernard Shaw is a disappointment...
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Above: The author of Pygmalion, seen here probably thinking about ethnic cleansing. Did you know that George Bernard Shaw was an anti-vaxxer...
Thursday, April 17, 2025
The Kombuchan invasion fleet is on its way!
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Inhabited like, we should prepare for invasion or inhabited in the same way that a kombucha or yogurt is inhabited? Asking for a pre-warp ci...
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Wokerati!
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I suppose, in a way, it's comforting to know that the U.S. isn't the only country dealing with fragile conservatives shrieking about...
Friday, April 11, 2025
Like a warm tauntaun corpse of familiarity.
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To be clear, I'm not mad about more Star Wars. I don't know if it's because I'm getting older and am just too damn tired to ...
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