Above: Pat Robertson, who unlike those homosexuals, is not at all fixated on that part of the anatomy. Although he does spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex. |
The 3rd Amendment protects your right to sacrifice babies to Molech. Look it up, I swear it's in there. |
But he did. Check out this clip of his rant wherein he tells his bored-looking co-host about how he was reading Leviticus (you know, like other people read the news):
'...I was reading today in Leviticus, which is the law of the Old Testament, but it lays out the reasons why land will vomit out its inhabitants and he goes through a category of stuff we're calling constitutional rights: killing babies, offering them to Molech, and uh, it says that it is an abomination for a man to lie with another man as with a woman.'
Wow, take that Molech worshippers...
The turkey baster: Proof that God loves single women and lesbian couples. |
'Thanks a lot, gay people.' |
You'd think they'd take things like the increasing acceptance of same-sex marriage and adoption as signs that maybe God's cool with it. But hey, what the hell do I know? Like a Home Shopping Network that sells anxiety instead of genuine diamondoid bracelets and collectible coins, Robertson has built a career out of getting old people to send him money.
Above: Neil Patrick Harris, his fiancé David and their two children enjoying a lovely afternoon in the park. Not pictured: the land vomiting up its inhabitants. Advantage: The NPH. |
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