Sure, Chuck Schumer can be a little abrasive, but Mitch McConnell should maybe lay off the suggestion that Schumer calling out Republicans on their bullshit is partisan. He's made a career out of partisan. A protracted, ruinous career which, thanks to a lack of term limits on the Senate, will likely go on until he runs out of spaarti clone cylinders.
Pictured: some of the strandcast bodies McConnell has in reserve in the dark cloning labs beneath the Capitol building. |
"Because intransigence has worked pretty well for me so far. Remember that time I stole two Supreme Court seats?" -Mitch McConnell |
Like, a lot has been made about how offended Mitch McConnell was and how he said that Schumer has "poisoned the well" and how John Thune "...let him (Schumer) have it" and did you see poor Joe Manchin burying his head in his hands?
Pictured: Joe Manchin getting a taste of how we feel watching the GOP dismantle voting rights while he hems and haws over the filibuster. Not pictured: any sympathy for Joe Manchin. |
Yes, I harp on this a lot, but look at Texas. Look, but don't ever, ever set foot there. |
I guess what I'm saying is fuck Mitch McConnell. I know, it's not an original sentiment, but it's just that I think we're all a little sick of this man no one outside of Kentucky voted for wielding so much power over our lives and futures. And now he's unwilling to work with Democrats because Chuck Schumer--who isn't wrong--hurt his feelings? And how are we supposed to tell this new, uncooperative Mitch McConnell from the regular uncooperative Mitch McConnell we've had to endure all these years?
Above: McConnell's letter to the President. Here, I'll sum up: "Waaaaaaaah..." |
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