Today in Omega-level campaign trolling:

Hey remember that time a photographer caught Donald Trump's poorly spelled, large-print notes about how guilty he's not (but totally is), how much quid pro quo there wasn't (there was tons) and how hoax-y the impeachment was (but totally wasn't)?

Well, it wasn't state secrets of nuclear
codes so...bright side I suppose.

"Oooooops...hope nobody saw that..."

-Joe Biden, unconvincingly

Well in a similar, more staged and more coherent move, Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden's handwritten note was caught on camera and has fueled speculation that California Senator Kamala Harris may be his VP pick. I say staged because, c'mon, no one could possibly be so careless and dumb as to wave around clearly written notes they don't want everyone to see. Ok, well, almost no one, I mean, see above.

Qualified and stands in front of
 out-of-focus flags? Yes please!

The notes, with the heading: "Kamala Harris" followed by a bunch of lines about how great she is, also contains talking points like: "Restore... Rebuild...Unite Country." And then a bit reading "VP-Highly Qualified...Diverse Group" (his caps). So it doesn't take a lot to draw a line between Harris and running mate, nor is it much of a leap to suggest that Biden is expertly and hilariously trolling Trump's previous gaffe.

Look, was Joe Biden everybody's first choice? No. Would electing him solve America's seemingly insurmountable problems and immediately undo the last four years of openly hostile governance and erosion of American values? Of course not. Still though, wouldn't it be nice to have a couple functioning adults in office?

I'm just saying is all.