Pictured: Roy Moore, seen here inexplicably not going to prison. |
Yup, Missouri Republican voters have their heads so far up their own ideologies that they'd rather have a racist than a Democrat. According to Missouri RNC committeeman Henry Barbour: "We don't want to have an Alabama." Which, sure. Nobody wants an Alabama. But Barbour is referring to last year's special election in Alabama in which Republicans ran Roy Moore, a rapist, against Democrat Doug Jones. Jones won by twenty thousand votes and that's super, but should it have been that close?
Where was I? Right, the campaign rally for lynching enthusiast Cindy Hyde-Smith where an appearance by Donald Trump is seen by voters as a plus and not, you know, a skin-crawling and cheeseburger-scented kiss of death. I'm beginning to think that this is a sign that Republicans, like as a thing, are just different from us.
Any rational person would be unnerved by the thought of Donald Trump lurking behind them. |
Above: the opposite of what he just said. |
"You know you hear these stories about, oh, they don't commit crimes, we commit crimes, they don't commit crimes. Always it's us. No, no, it doesn't work that way. It's fake news."
-The President, rolling out
all the old favorites again
...yeah, but if you go by the numbers, immigrants do commit less crime. Of course, if you're going by the numbers Hillary Clinton should be President so here we are. Speaking of crime, did you know that Democrats love crime? According to Trump, "Democrats have become the party of caravans and crime." And "Democrats want to turn America into one giant sanctuary city for violent criminals and MS13 gang members."
It 'd like a Rorschach test. Either you see troops using tear gas on asylum seekers and are appalled, or you're a Republican. |
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