Too big to...wait, are they...are they calling her fat? |
"In the history of all time and all conceivable parallel dimensions." |
A game that came out when wunderdouche here was what? Three? That would be like me getting all nostalgic for goddamn Frogger. |
I get that video games, as a thing, are for everybody. Did you know that there're 36 Cabela's games about hunting? Thirty-six. I'm not saying that video games about shooting dear are aimed at conservatives but-well, ok, that's exactly what I'm saying, but the important thing is that gaming knows no politics. Although if it did, they wouldn't be Luckey's politics.
As seen on Game Stop's clearance rack! |
In this analogy, the midterm elections are the final boss fight. |
I'm basing that mostly on the fact that I think that the Republican party is going through a particularly gross period in its history. The party of Lincoln is now the party of misogyny, racism and hilarious billboards about locking Hillary Clinton up for, I don't know, whatever their beef with her was. The point is that they're not the plucky, Akira Toriyama anime underdogs trying prevent a cataclysm, in fact, they're kind of the opposite. I mean, the President seems to be doing his damnedest right now to start a nuclear war with North Korea, so if anything, they're more like Lavos, the alien parasite that wants to destroy the world.
I suppose we can take solace in the fact that despite pulling in more than $106 million from Luckey and other ultra-rich donors, the inauguration was an hilarious fiasco that we'll be making fun of for years to come..assuming we all, you know, survive.
I suppose we can take solace in the fact that despite pulling in more than $106 million from Luckey and other ultra-rich donors, the inauguration was an hilarious fiasco that we'll be making fun of for years to come..assuming we all, you know, survive.
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