Sean Spicer, seen here in an ill-fitting pinstripe suit that's doing him no favors, explained that the media is a bunch of losers and that lots of people showed up to the inauguration so shut up. |
Picture: '09 on top, '17 on bottom.
(source: the entire internet)
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False. Fucking false. I know that we're like a day into what promises to be simultaneously the most terrifying and hilarious administration ever, but we're already listening to the technical winner of the election's staff make up ridiculous bullshit about things we all saw live on TV. Do they not understand that we have access to the internet? Did Sean Spicer not think he'd get caught? He said that the reason it looks like a thin crowd is that protective tarps were put down on the lawn of the National Mall to protect the grass and that this created the illusion that Trump was sworn in before a light dusting of idiots gloating about how great America's going to be as soon as their health insurance is yanked. He then went on to claim that there were a bunch of magnetometers and security fences that kept hundreds of thousands from accessing the Mall.
Good thing Press Secretary isn't a high pressure job, because he might pop a valve if he ever has to talk about something real. |
-Press Security Sean Spicer,
already shouting at the
press and calling them liars
press and calling them liars
See if you can spot the tank in this picture. |
Oh, and those numbers of protesters we're not supposed to have an accurate count of? He's referring to the Women's March on DC, an event which has sister events across the country and all over the planet. Here, check out the Chicago Tribune's article and photo gallery. Keep in mind that angles and tarps can be seriously misleading so while it looks like millions turned out, it's probably just a few hundred malcontents...
Here's Washington's Women's March. Hardly anyone... |
New York's march...which I'd put at what? Twenty people? Twenty-five? |
And L.A.'s. Ok, a few people in this shot, but they're probably shooting a movie or something |
I'm pretty sure San Francisco's just going to be one big protest from here on out. |
Here, lookit this comparison between January 20th and January 21st:
Inauguration Day |
We're Pissed About Inauguration Day Day |
"And then everyone had cake and it was like, the best cake PERIOD, of all time. It was way better than Obama's cake." |
"...largest audience to ever witness an inauguration PERIOD, both in person and around the globe."
-Sean Spicer, the first of what I predict
will be many Press Secretaries
before this is all over with
Above: Hillary Clinton, who actually can count watching the guy who got fewer votes get sworn in. We should be putting her on the fifty dollar bill just for putting up with this bullshit... |
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