Because Cake!

I think more people should be ordered to make cakes as a punishment for civil rights violations. It would just make the world a better place, don't ya think?

It would be discrimilicious!

"So whether you eat or drink or whatever you
do, do it all for the glory of Cookie Puss..."

-Paul's First Letter to Carvel

Check this out, a Colorado Civil Rights Commission reaffirmed a judge's ruling that cake store owner Jack Phillips needs to shut up about Leviticus and just bake goddamn wedding cakes. What does the Bible have to do with wedding cakes? Nothing. That's kind of the point. Two years ago, the baker refused to bake a cake for the wedding of Dave Mullins and Charlie Craig because their gayness directly conflicts with the divine cake law that Phillips imagines is in the Bible somewhere. The couple sued and won, because that is some serious bullshit.

"Ok fine, you're shut down."

-The Honorable 

Any Judge in Colorado

The panel has also ordered Phillips to turn in quarterly reports about anti-discrimination training for staff and a list of any customers he refuses to serve. Phillips however remains defiant and will be appealing...as in appealing the ruling, there's nothing appealing about this douche.

"I will stand by my convictions until somebody shuts me down."

-Jack Phillips,

picking his hill to die on