Onward Stranger Fiction

So they're, uh, they're drinking pee now. Huh? Who? Anti-vaxxers, who do you think? And yes, their own pee, if that makes it better...

Um...what if people didn’t have to do either? I mean, wouldn't that be ideal? I mention it because--huh? Oh, right. I'm talking abou...

Pictured: That time Trump supporters  literally and figuratively shat on democracy. I'm not saying that not  falling to a right-wing dic...

"Our party has to choose. We can either be loyal to Donald Trump of we can be loyal to the constitution, but we cannot be both." -...

At least Mitch McConnell is still-what? I kid.  I would never do that...He is terrible though. So just to be clear: there's no such thin...

Wait, wait, come back. This isn't another longwinded, tired post about which Star Wars movie is the worst Star Wars movie, I'm just ...

Then maybe don't say fuck you to the President on Christmas? Huh? Who? No, not you, this Jared Schmeck guy, who on a call with Joe Biden...