Onward Stranger Fiction

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Saturday, December 4, 2021

Goon Patrol

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No, look at this nonsense and then tell me why we shouldn't sell Florida back to Spain. They're uh...they're going to fall for t...
Thursday, December 2, 2021

Who had frog robot apocalypse in the pool?

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I mean, I know which one I'd prefer... Scientists took a bold step towards covering the surface of the earth with a carpet of all-consum...
Tuesday, November 30, 2021

And suddenly I care about nurdles.

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To the long list of things to worry about, fascism, climate change, and the increasingly menacing greek alphabet letter names for COVID, we ...
Thursday, November 25, 2021

Collateral spoiler alert about Fry's dog?

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John Cho is perfect, and they even nailed his hair which, when you think about it, Spike's character is 90% the hair. Can I--did you wat...
Monday, November 22, 2021

I suppose low standards are still standards...

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Pictured: Me, upon realizing that GTA III was twenty yeas ago. Ok, confession time: despite all my recent talk about how I find violence in ...
Friday, November 19, 2021

Murder: totally legal now*

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*some restrictions apply. Murderers must be white men and feel threatened by some nameless and/or vague menace to be eligible. Cannot be com...
Wednesday, November 17, 2021

What is spicy? What!?

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I ask because of this dumb ad that keeps popping up on YouTube. It's Kumail Nanjiani driving a car through some city streets and weaving...
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