Onward Stranger Fiction

"Next up on the agenda: replacing baseball and apple pie with tennis and avocado toast." -the secret left-wing cabal Hey, you know...

Hey, guess who died? Go on, guess. Right. The answer is obviously lots of people, but specifically I'm talking about Ado Campeol , the g...

So yes, obviously everyone's sick of Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema single handedly--ok, two handedly? Four-handedly? Or are they each u...

Am I being unfair when I predict that this video game character's t-shirt is going to be a thing right-wingers will suddenly care about?...

Look, I don't want to tell Apple how to exploit their overly loyal fanbase, but I mean, c'mon: Pictured: basically heroin. In case y...

So I don't live in Nebraska and therefore have no stake in this particular scandal, but I do want you to enjoy this video with me. It...

Well, this is going to make them lose their minds. What? You wonder aloud? And who?  Well, the who is Conservatives and the what is Superma...