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"Because sometimes helping isn't helping..."

Monday, February 6, 2017

He could always Nixon his way out...

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So I don't want to tell the President how to do his job, but maybe if he tried being less terrible at it, people wouldn't you know, ...
Wednesday, February 1, 2017

No please, continue to hold your breath...

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...because an apology is totally forthcoming. This morning on a very special Fox and Friends segment which is certain not to draw widespr...

Let's hear it for dystopian idleness!

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In great news for people who can't even be bothered to slip on a pair of pajama bottoms and leave the house in order to attend to the ba...
Sunday, January 29, 2017

One Nation, Somewhat Divisible...

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Good news for fans of awkward portmanteaus! Organizers for Calexit (the objectively ridiculous combination of the words 'California'...
Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Today in late night twitter proclamations...

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Above: The Twitter bird, rapidly eclipsing the raven as the bird of grim portents. Well that's a relief. It looks like we're go...
Sunday, January 22, 2017

Kellyanne Conway: Spin Wizard

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"How dare the press question the Press Secretary. And in the pressroom no less..." -Kellyanne Conway Is Kellyanne Conway...
Saturday, January 21, 2017

Behold, The Illusory Power of Tarps!

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Holy shit. A tiny man in his dad's suit whom we're told is the new White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer,  went full denial at h...
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