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"Because sometimes helping isn't helping..."

Monday, August 19, 2024

Did I mention the orgies and drugs?

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Sorry to be talking about this again, but I just want to assure you that I'm not panicking. I know you definitely read The Daily Mail ar...
Sunday, August 18, 2024

Today in Boeberting:

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Also, the restaurant is an Applebees. All restaurants in hell are Applebees. There is a warm spot in hell for people who talk during a movie...
Wednesday, August 14, 2024

To be clear: all dogs are good dogs.

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I just want to say upfront that your dog is great. He, or she, or they is a good dog. A guddog .  Pictured: a dog. Yours, someone else's...
Monday, August 12, 2024

This year in flooding the market:

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What if we had a Burning Man and nobody came? Welp, we just might find out. Every year there's something that's going to ruin the we...
Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Some schadenfreude, you know, as a treat.

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Above: history's most recent victim of history's dumbest electoral system. Like a lot of us, I think I'm, what's the word? T...
Monday, July 29, 2024

Why can't we have cars that go "ee-oo-ee-oo?"

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Above: a typical police car--wait, oh, my mistake. But you see what I mean? I've long held that American police cars are too...I don...
Friday, July 26, 2024

Today I learned where Mt. Denali isn't.

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I don't love, and I can't imagine I'm alone on this, big pickup trucks. Not like, the kind of trucks people use when they work i...
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